Yarl is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident dragon.

Yarl created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarl, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yarl, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yarl's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yarl's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four pigs approach from the south.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yarl.