Wabhaddissbin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, contented dryad.

Wabhaddissbin created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabhaddissbin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wabhaddissbin, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wabhaddissbin's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Wabhaddissbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back magenta.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

5. Always take life seriously.