Doddosscat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, benevolent aardvark.

Doddosscat created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doddosscat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Doddosscat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Doddosscat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Doddosscat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Doddosscat's name in vain.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Doddosscat.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.