Gebhivvon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental skunk.

Gebhivvon created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebhivvon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebhivvon, it will manifest in front of you.

Gebhivvon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gebhivvon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Always obey Gebhivvon's priests.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide from black seals for they are unholy.