Pangmiszum is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent dolphin.

Pangmiszum created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangmiszum, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pangmiszum, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pangmiszum's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pangmiszum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.