Zakwanrap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring rhinoceros.

Zakwanrap created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakwanrap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zakwanrap, it will torture you forever.

Zakwanrap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zakwanrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms yellow.

2. You must love Zakwanrap.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.