Bemlargfad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sage meerkat.

Bemlargfad created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemlargfad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bemlargfad, she will remove you from existence.

Bemlargfad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bemlargfad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Hide from blue pigs for they are unholy.

4. You must love Bemlargfad.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.