Gubhomlin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, proud gerbil.

Gubhomlin created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubhomlin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gubhomlin, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gubhomlin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gubhomlin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Always help ants.

3. Never skip near tapirs.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.