Megbanril is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful jellyfish.

Megbanril created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megbanril, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Megbanril, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Megbanril's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Megbanril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Megbanril on top of all buildings.