Fedbissrip Fenmonbarnyar is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able hyena.

Fedbissrip Fenmonbarnyar created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedbissrip Fenmonbarnyar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fedbissrip Fenmonbarnyar, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fedbissrip Fenmonbarnyar's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fedbissrip Fenmonbarnyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to snakes while wearing turquoise skirts.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never run near otters.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.