Wipdapnell is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous dingo.

Wipdapnell created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wipdapnell, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wipdapnell, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wipdapnell's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wipdapnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. You must pray to Wipdapnell four times a day.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.
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