Dunpaggep is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful raccoon.

Dunpaggep created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Dunpaggep, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dunpaggep, she will be very sad.

Dunpaggep's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dunpaggep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the west.

4. Never sit in the presence of badgers.

5. Never paint your neck white.