Nellzignarl is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy wyvern.

Nellzignarl created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellzignarl, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nellzignarl, he will turn you into a worm.

Nellzignarl's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nellzignarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must pray to Nellzignarl eight times a day.

4. Hide from indigo swans for they are unholy.

5. Never wear yellow corsets.