Futdamlak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful crow.

Futdamlak created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Futdamlak, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Futdamlak, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Futdamlak's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Futdamlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not take Futdamlak's name in vain.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not commit murder.