Jenstiknan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless hare.

Jenstiknan created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenstiknan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jenstiknan, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Jenstiknan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Jenstiknan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.