Nabbegkam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing porpoise.

Nabbegkam created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabbegkam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nabbegkam, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Nabbegkam's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nabbegkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Nabbegkam on top of all buildings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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