Cumgonbifflatquag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable whale.

Cumgonbifflatquag created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumgonbifflatquag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cumgonbifflatquag, he will turn you into a snail.

Cumgonbifflatquag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cumgonbifflatquag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cumgonbifflatquag on top of all buildings.

5. Do not take Cumgonbifflatquag's name in vain.