Wipfenfad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident mink.

Wipfenfad created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Wipfenfad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wipfenfad, he will strike you with lightening.

Wipfenfad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wipfenfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Never feed lemons to voles while wearing indigo shorts.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.