Madruttkan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty crane.

Madruttkan created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madruttkan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Madruttkan, she will turn you into a rock.

Madruttkan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Madruttkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Never feed parsnips to eagles while wearing gray trousers.

4. Madruttkan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.