Gunkabhun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate ferret.

Gunkabhun created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunkabhun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gunkabhun, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gunkabhun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gunkabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Worship no other gods but Gunkabhun.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Gunkabhun loves hamsters, so they must be respected.