Donlapgup is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous jaguar.

Donlapgup created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Donlapgup, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Donlapgup, it will be very sad.

Donlapgup's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Donlapgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Donlapgup loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.