Targflamgup is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sapient centaur.

Targflamgup created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Targflamgup, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Targflamgup, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Targflamgup's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Targflamgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near manatees while wearing yellow shirts and balancing six zinc spheres on your feet.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Targflamgup in the centre of the settlement.