Gepkiphab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain mink.

Gepkiphab created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepkiphab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gepkiphab, he will be very sad.

Gepkiphab's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gepkiphab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Put Gepkiphab first in all things.

3. Never feed cherries to dogs while wearing shirts.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.