Butrullpad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, two-faced scorpion.

Butrullpad created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Butrullpad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Butrullpad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Butrullpad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Butrullpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always obey Butrullpad's priests.