Natdimcub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, kind lizard.

Natdimcub created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Natdimcub, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Natdimcub, it will not invite you to parties.

Natdimcub's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Natdimcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Feed all hungry geese.