Bisshugsig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful lobster.

Bisshugsig created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisshugsig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bisshugsig, she will turn you into a tree.

Bisshugsig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bisshugsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never pour water over plants.