Fubjatdin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent otter.

Fubjatdin created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Fubjatdin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubjatdin, it will turn you into a duck.

Fubjatdin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fubjatdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fubjatdin on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Fubjatdin loves voles, so they must be respected.