Gadfarsid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish dugong.

Gadfarsid created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gadfarsid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gadfarsid, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gadfarsid's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gadfarsid's Holy Commandments

1. Gadfarsid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away if nine great tits approach from the west.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.