Bingovsag Arngamvab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bingovsag Arngamvab created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bingovsag Arngamvab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bingovsag Arngamvab, she will turn you into a dog.

Bingovsag Arngamvab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bingovsag Arngamvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Hide if four dogs approach from the west.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bingovsag Arngamvab on top of all buildings.