Cebsomgovtungebnulcat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering lizard.

Cebsomgovtungebnulcat created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebsomgovtungebnulcat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cebsomgovtungebnulcat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cebsomgovtungebnulcat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cebsomgovtungebnulcat's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.