Pidvidsand is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful beaver.

Pidvidsand created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidvidsand, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pidvidsand, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pidvidsand's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Pidvidsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Pidvidsand must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.