Tabtappad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, almighty dragonfly.

Tabtappad created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabtappad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabtappad, it will curse you with boils.

Tabtappad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tabtappad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tabtappad.

5. Never wear black trousers.