Dudstanlarn is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless slug.

Dudstanlarn created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudstanlarn, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dudstanlarn, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dudstanlarn's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dudstanlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Dudstanlarn in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.