Dabgovpog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, pitiless wyvern.

Dabgovpog created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabgovpog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabgovpog, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dabgovpog's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dabgovpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dabgovpog.