Teenjabbad Cudmappibgem is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking elephant.

Teenjabbad Cudmappibgem created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Teenjabbad Cudmappibgem, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Teenjabbad Cudmappibgem, she will destroy your home planet.

Teenjabbad Cudmappibgem's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Teenjabbad Cudmappibgem's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Teenjabbad Cudmappibgem must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always help ducks in need.