Sogbogduss is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, pitiless meerkat.

Sogbogduss created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogbogduss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sogbogduss, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sogbogduss' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sogbogduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Hide if six dogs approach from the south.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Do not shave your legs.