Nuttkabhotbegnanbinlop Dadxincid is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid goose.

Nuttkabhotbegnanbinlop Dadxincid created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttkabhotbegnanbinlop Dadxincid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nuttkabhotbegnanbinlop Dadxincid, he will turn you into a plant.

Nuttkabhotbegnanbinlop Dadxincid's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nuttkabhotbegnanbinlop Dadxincid's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Retreat if four birds approach from the west.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Nuttkabhotbegnanbinlop Dadxincid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear shoes.