Motmidgad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy cat.

Motmidgad created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motmidgad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Motmidgad, he will send you a sign.

Motmidgad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Motmidgad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the east.

2. You must love Motmidgad.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Motmidgad.

4. Never run near otters.

5. Never mention horses.