Motgildam is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent pigeon.

Motgildam created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Motgildam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Motgildam, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Motgildam's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Motgildam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to cats while wearing turquoise shoes.

2. Do not keep nine snails in a large pit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.