Maddibdagdod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy swallow.

Maddibdagdod created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Maddibdagdod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Maddibdagdod, she will not invite you to parties.

Maddibdagdod's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Maddibdagdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never mention manatees.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.