Wikhigsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, moody sheep.

Wikhigsaf created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikhigsaf, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wikhigsaf, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wikhigsaf's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wikhigsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Wikhigsaf on top of important buildings.

4. Hide if six manatees approach from the east.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.