Arnbapcid is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, wise raccoon.

Arnbapcid created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnbapcid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Arnbapcid, it will destroy your favourite star.

Arnbapcid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Arnbapcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Arnbapcid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never paint your feet violet.

5. Do not eat bananas.