Gambambog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind hare.

Gambambog created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gambambog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gambambog, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gambambog's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gambambog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to whales while wearing corsets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the west.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shave your neck.