Minzakgem is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, weak cat.

Minzakgem created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Minzakgem, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Minzakgem, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Minzakgem's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Minzakgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Do not take Minzakgem's name in vain.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.