Sagnilbestflat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, happy hippopotamus.

Sagnilbestflat created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagnilbestflat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sagnilbestflat, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sagnilbestflat's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sagnilbestflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Never look in ponds.
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