Pibmilyat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective wyvern.

Pibmilyat created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibmilyat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pibmilyat, it will be very sad.

Pibmilyat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pibmilyat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pibmilyat.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Pibmilyat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fire.