Janbossfot is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, tranquil
crow.
Janbossfot created matter three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Janbossfot, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Janbossfot, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Janbossfot's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Janbossfot's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.
2. You must pray to Janbossfot eight times a day.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Janbossfot loves snails, so they must be respected.