Janbossfot is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tranquil crow.

Janbossfot created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janbossfot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Janbossfot, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Janbossfot's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Janbossfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. You must pray to Janbossfot eight times a day.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Janbossfot loves snails, so they must be respected.
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