Volbudnill Zodbatrill is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, able parrot.

Volbudnill Zodbatrill created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volbudnill Zodbatrill, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Volbudnill Zodbatrill, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Volbudnill Zodbatrill's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Volbudnill Zodbatrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near whales while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing seven carbon spheres on your back.

2. Volbudnill Zodbatrill must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing mauve coats and balancing four copper spheres on your hands.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat turnips.