Yarlsisdib is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, duplicitous capybara.

Yarlsisdib created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlsisdib, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarlsisdib, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yarlsisdib's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Yarlsisdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Worship no other gods but Yarlsisdib.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Yarlsisdib loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.