Wanbodyim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish ant.

Wanbodyim created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanbodyim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wanbodyim, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Wanbodyim's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wanbodyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Always help doves in need.